SALLY, impmon

Some might call Sally uninspired for pilfering the name of Insomniac's infamous purple dragon rather than coming up with something original. Her response to this would be, "Spyro was a better choice than Waluigi. And also, fuck you."

Regardless, Spyro is a mischievous little character who lives up to his namesake (minus the typical sense of morality that the video game hero possessed). He's selfish, dishonest with both himself and the people around him, and - much like Sally herself - a rebel without a cause. Except he's much more bitter and blunt than she is. Naturally, they're perfect for each other.

His only redeemable character trait thus far seems to be his bond with Sally: she's the first thing (or person, rather) that he's ever had to care about besides himself. Even if he does still act like an ass a majority of the time. At least he's easy to bribe - the little critter has a sweet tooth, especially when it comes to human confectioneries.